rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
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My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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