We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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