I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
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hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
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Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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