Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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