Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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