yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
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i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
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I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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