he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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