i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
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So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
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I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
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