i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Randomize