Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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