id be glad to
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Randomize
