You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
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I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
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Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
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