Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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