did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
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I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
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This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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