end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
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she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
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ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
And my parents said I crawled through the house
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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