nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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