wakey wakey hands off snakey
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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