everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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