My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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