new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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