All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Randomize
