I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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