we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
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Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
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We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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