So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
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Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
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You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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