just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
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Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
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You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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