so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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