Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
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Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
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If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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