ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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