Say something about gay babies.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
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I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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