i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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