Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
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