Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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