My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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