Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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