if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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