Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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