My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
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Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
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Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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