Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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