and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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