Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
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either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
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I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize