so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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