we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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