im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
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At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
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did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
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