Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
where does the pee come out of this thing
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Just high enough for therapy.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Randomize
