: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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