I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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