Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
well most of my day revolves around power hour
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
