"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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