come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
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make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
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5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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