Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
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I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
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you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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