Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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