I want to make a zoo with you.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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