Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
