I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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