They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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