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I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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