When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
you have to choose: penises or morals?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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