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(305): View more from Florida

so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.

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(409): View more from Texas

nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair

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(937): View more from Ohio

I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...

(1-937): View more from Ohio

I see you've learned your lesson.

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(614): View more from Ohio

True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.

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(970): View more from Colorado

Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?

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(209): View more from California

His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.

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(443): View more from Maryland

His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?

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(352): View more from Florida

How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?

(1-352): View more from Florida

1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.

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