She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
they're staring at me
Lets date for the summer
Dont love me in September.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well