kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
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