bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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